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I choose Lickin’ Lollipops over Jerry Seinfeld

July 14, 2011

It’s date night tonight!

A long week of work has left you beyond frazzled and in need of some TLC; you are hoping the evening will end with a juicy bedroom session. You sweep around the room, setting the mood and slip into one of Victoria’s Secrets you are willing to spill.

You light a few candles and pause, scanning your playground one more time: something is missing. The stagnant silence hangs, threatening to dampen your impending love fest. Quick: you look for something to lift the silence, replacing it with a sultry sound that will glide smoothly through the room and over your bodies, creating an intimacy that late night TV background noise just can’t provide. Jerry Seinfeld and David Letterman have been privy to far too many of your intimate events and it’s about time you invite someone with a bit more sex appeal to the party. (Sorry Jerry. Nothing personal. I just don’t like that puffy shirt…)

 

For those of you who started having sex prior to 2002, your list of go to baby makin’ tracks may be different than this one. And although they are awesome songs, after many media exploitations, “Let’s Get It On,’ ‘Sexual Healing’ and anything by Barry White are kind of lame and will almost definitely send your date into fits of giggles and out the door…(unless you’ve snagged a silver fox, that is)

 

Sex songs can also be placed into 2 categories: F*cking songs and Love Making songs. I am not sure which ‘moves’ in your repertoire would constitute as which, so I will let you do the labelling.

 

Without further ado, in no particular order, here are some songs to start date night right. Happy love makin’!!!

 

Lollipop by Li’l Wayne ft. Kanye West

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPGMdBExHqU

A friend, one I was/am NOT sleeping with once said to me, ‘Check out the beat on this! Now this is a great song to have sex to. Just get on top and move your hips, nice and slow and….’ (I will spare you his details). I listened, I felt the beat…I agreed. Nuff said.

 

This woman’s work by Maxwell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkeCNeHcmXY

Ever since I saw this in ‘Love and Basketball’ in the 10th grade, I have been obsessed with this song. I have yet to give it a test run but I imagine this song accompanies the most beautiful, sensual lovemaking ever!

 

Touch it by Monifa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CL89fxfGZI

Again, beat…and of course lyrics: ‘Do you really wanna touch it, do you really wanna f*ck with me tonight??’ Uh….yes.

 

Oops…There goes my shirt by Tweet ft. Missy Elliot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzsZ8ObLi3Y

This song sounds like a big instrumental orgy- even the synthesizer is excited. This song is about a woman realizing how hot she is and wanting to touch herself. That confidence is very, very sexy.

 

Nice & Slow by Usher

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIpQ4AZSAf8

Rob Ford, Nunavut in March, Cheese whiz and dead baby seals;:This song would turn me on even then…

 

Too Close by Next

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwEZRPkAAu8

Remember when you first heard this song? You were just noticing the opposite (or same) sex in a whole new light. You were awakened…and then this song came out, perpetuating you deeper into sexual frustration.

 

Crash Into Me by Dave Matthews Band

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7in-9E3ImQ

Highschool. Back of your parents car. Awkward fumbling. Teeth colliding. Saliva everywhere. Still so sexy.

 

Pour some sugar on me by Def Leppard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVxiHC9AJQw

Ever since I danced to this song at a high school dance recital, I don’t know why but this late 80’s track really gets me riled up to get down.

 

Love to love you baby by Donna Summer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1ArZEFwRsY

Every sex machine’s smooth movin’ anthem.

 

What’s your fantasy by Ludacris ft. Shawnna

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq-Ru6kQhE4

‘Back seat, windows up! That’s the way I like to…’ Done.

 

Freak me by Silk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLwW7ZDWn5Y

The song is a poorly disguised euphemism describing one very, very pleasurable night. Yes, I would like to be licked up and down till I say stop.

 

Afternoon Delight by Starland

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYwEHLRmILY

Because who doesn’t love sky rockets in flight…(accompanied by a trip to Pleasureland)

 

The Candy Shop by 50 Cent ft. Olivia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcnnId15BA

Bumping and grinding, backing that thing up and pushing up on your man…phew…(I am getting hot just listening to this in Starbucks…)

 

You’re Makin’ Me High by Toni Braxton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm0pqqGUHzM

This woman’s sexy, sultry voice is a turn on in itself, not to mention the hot lyrics.

 

I wanna sex you up by Color me Bad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g8JADUkjwM&feature=related

This is definitely a track to get jiggy to- in fact, this may have been featured on the Fresh Prince.

 

Any song ever written and sung by Babyface

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbrSO81KhBY

Anything this man sings is pure gold and makes me melt into a puddle of horniness

 

I’ll make love to you by Boyz II Men

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV8vB1BB2qc

Boyz II Men are responsible for the majority of the world’s population. I have yet to experience this song in such a context but it is number one on my ‘next’ list.

 

Push it by TLC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

Ol’ skool friskin’. Legit baby!

 

Doin’ it by LL Cool J

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK1lSBSJVH0

I remember the first time I heard this song: I was in my early teens and discovering that I really, REALLY liked boys. This song intrigued me…I wanted to ‘Do it’ and have a sexy LL Cool J want to ‘do it’ with me too! Filled with orgasmic moans and groans, this song is sure to get anyone hot and sweaty.

 

Until the end of time by Justin Timberlake ft. Beyonce

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h73T-J3XCDE

Anything with Justin gets me roaring to go!

 

Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

This song can surface so many emotions that together with the melody and the beat, this song is a definite winner.

 

Untitled by D’Angelo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxVNOnPyvIU

Watch the video.

 

I will have to stop there. I could go on and on…there are too many tracks to name!

 

Feel free to reply with some your favourites- I am always looking for sexy songs to add to my ‘play time’ play list.

 

Kiss kiss and bang bang! 😉

 

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